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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE FEBRUARY 10, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN...

IT'S THE DEAD OF WINTER. THE WARMER MONTHS ARE GONE, AN& WITH THEM THEIR OPPORTUNITY FOR CHANCE ENCOUNTERS WITH MEN Who Would BE YOUR LOVER.

SUMMERS ARE FOR BEING SINGLE. WINTERS ARE FOR SUNDAY MORNINGS And Him ClimbiNG BACK INTO BE& WITH THE PAPER.

by Eric ORmar

HE SMELLS SWEET. LIKE SWEAT AND FLANNEL. THE RADIATOR PIPES ARE KNOCKING. HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUN& YOU. HIS FEET ARE COL&.

undowawe

THE TWO OF YOU REMAIN IN BED UNTIL THE DAY'S dEMANDS CAN NO LONGER DE SUCCESSFULLY IGNORed.

DO YOUR LAUNDRY.

Go To ThE

GYM.

CONSIDER CLEANING LUCY'S box.

5

2

FIND OUT WHO BUCK DID LAST NIGHT.

•PURCHASE GROCERIES

DRINK MORE COFFEE.

CONSULT TV GUIDE.

ACTUALLY Though, he isn't with YOU. BECAUSE HE ISN'T YOUR LOVER ANYMORE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HES EIGHT BLOCKS AWAY BEING SOME ONE ELSE'S LOVER.

་་་་་་་་་་

THINGS BEING THUSLY BLEAK, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'LL LET BUCKY CONVINCE YOU TO GO WITH HIM TO THAT PARTY IN MONTRÉAL.

OK I'LL go.

AND YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE A HAIRSALL ATTACK AND SPIT UP IN AN INCONVE NIENT LOCATION.

THE COUCH! HAN. THAT'S

SO YESTERDAY

THE LED?

Kdow ATOP HIS NEW RAYMOND DRAGON!

Dykes To Watch Out For

Trouble

HEY, LOIS. ARE YOU CLOSING? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE OPEN TIL EIGHT TONIGHT

NO, SORRY. BUT GO ON IN, MO'S STILL HERE. I GOTTA RUN. THE AVENGERS ARE PLANNING AN ACTION AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS CONTRACT ON AMERKA.

JILLIAN'S GONNA PUT ON A NEWT GINGRICH MASK, DRIVE BY IN A LIMO, AND MOW US ALL DOWN WITH A TOY UZI. WE HAVE FAKE BLOOD AND EVERYTHING.

HI, MO. I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I THOUGHT ID SEE IF YOU WANTED TO GO GET SOMETHING. TO EAT.

UH... HI, DEIRDRE. JEEZ, I CAN'T. I HAFTA WRITE A BOOK REVIEW FOR THE TRIBUNE TONIGHT, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT YET.

WHAT

BOOK? WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT OVER DINNER. YOU GOTTA EAT, RIGHT?

No, I REALLY HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET TO WORK. IT'S A NEW LESBIAN EROTICA COLLECTION. I'M GONNA DISCUSS IT IN THE CONTEXT OF OUR EROTOPHOBIC SOCIETY AND CLINTON'S FIRING OF JOYCELYN ELDERS FOR MENTIONING MASTURBATION

THAT GUY IS SO GUTLESS! I MEAN, WHAT'S HE TRYING TO PROVE BY CANNING THE ONLY PERSON IN WASHINGTON WITH ANY INTEGRITY? DOES HE THINK THAT'S GONNA WIN BACK ALL THE ANGRY WHITE MEN WHO VOTED REPUBLICAN THIS FALL?

OFFICE

1994 BY ALISON BECHDEL

HE'D DO A LOT BETTER BY TAKING A STAND FOR ONCE. IF PEOPLE WANT A CONSERVATIVE PRESIDENT IN '96, THEY'LL VOTE FOR A REAL ONE.

204

MADW

MMIN

BOOKS

CLINTON'S ALREADY

LOST VOTES OVER THE MILITARY FIASCO. ONE IN THREE GAY VOTERS PICKED REPUBLICANS IN THE LAST ELECTION!

THE FOOLS! YOU CAN BET YOUR BUMPERSTICKERS THEY'RE MOSTLY WHITE GAY MEN WITH BUCKS, HAPPY TO SELL OUT IMMIGRANTS AND SINGLE MOTHERS ON WELFARE FOR A CHANCE ATA FUCKING TAX BREAK

WHEN ARE PEOPLE GONNA LEARN? WE'VE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER IF WE EVER HOPE TO HAVE ANY REAL POWER IN THIS COUNTRY!

OFFICE

ΖΙΡ

CO-OP CREDIT

SO LIKE,

UNION

WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE

BOOK?

I, UM... HAVEN'T READ IT YET.

MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR RESEARCH. THOSE BOOKS ALWAYS INCLUDE A STORY ABOUT WOMEN HAVING SEX AT THE OFFICE.

UH...

GASP.

YES, I

THINK

YOU'RE

RIGHT.

UNION

OOF.

MOAN.

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